Gentlemans Guide

Fields of Funny Walks

I truly do not understand how women manage to stay upright in heels.  To me, they are a triumph of art over practicality, of height over happiness.

It looks hard enough on a flat surface.  However, today’s fancy parties, with their outdoor venues and uneven surfaces are an added challenge.

More than once I have watched as an apparently drunk lady has stumbled past walking like she’s on the tail end of a 3 day bender, only to find she is actually a sober, articulate person strapped to a pair of impossibly high heels, trying to negotiate across a muddy field.

Outdoor venue season is here.  Our girls would usually be hoping we’ll hold them up but not this year.  Produce a pack of Heel Candy and give your lady a mini platform to help her stay upright and look sober.  Unless of course, she really IS drunk.  Then you’re on your own.

The words “Yes” and “No”

Men,
This Month’s topic is the use of the words “Yes” and “No”, and the use of each when discussing fashion related issues with your partner.

The easy bit is knowing when to use them – if the question is “Does my butt look big in this?”, obviously the answer is “NO!”. If the question is “Do you like this outfit?, the answer, even if she is wearing a Bedouin Tent, is “YES!”.

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The Gentleman’s Guide

It’s a good sign if you have clicked the tab and found yourself on this page. For starters, it means that you’re ahead of the game, leaving millions of clueless men behind in your wake as they negotiate the perilous terrain of Trying To Get It Right.

With all the answers to the questions that baffle the average lad, you will come to rely on this page the way boy scouts rely on their compasses. We will always point you in the right direction. ( Straight to our hearts, and therefore, straight to our breasts by default. )

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